Rules For Girlfriends ;)
- Labels: English, funny, Girlfriends, Humor
Hey fellas! Howdy!
I was updating my facebook status this morning and I stumbled across a video from one of my friends. It was a set of rules from the boys to their girlfriends. I found them so true that I thought I should share them with you guys here.
RULES FOR GIRLFRIENDS
- Men are NOT mind readers.
- Crying is BLACKMAIL !
- ASK for what you want.
- Let us be clear on this one. Subtle/Strong/Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY IT!
- Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want HELP solving it, that is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months IS a problem. Please see a doctor.
- Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact anything that we say becomes null and void after 7 days.
- If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera boys.
- If you think you are fat, you probably are. Please don't ask us.
- If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of them makes you angry or sad, we meant the "other one".
- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH. On second thoughts, if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself !
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
- Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
- All men see in only 16 colours, like Windows 92 default settings. Peach, for example, is fruit and not a colour. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no idea what mauve is.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying but what the hell !
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
- Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cricket, our new rifle club or why a Harley in India costs more than double of what it costs in the US.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes and/or bags.
- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Hope you fellas enjoyed reading this. Please share with as many peeps as you can.
Till next post,
Prateek.
July 12, 2010 10:07 PM
The rules are getting a bit weatherbeaten but they remain shockingly relevant. No. 4, 7, 8 and 19 are my favourites though.
Incidentally, where are your videos, ....ahem...., pictures off the Canon you acquired?